the proud and noble monkey
atop his mountain
El Lurcho is loaded
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When he's not pimping out some flat ride. Lurch spends his time dismantling tires. Its a dirty, dirty job. It takes a certain kind of monkey, really. Piles have to be sorted and tires dismantled. It doesn't happen by accident you know. except of course if they are accidentally set on fire. But then there would be the nasty environmental reprocussions. Lurch is of the opinion that cars aught to be destroyed, not the environment.
El Lurcho is loaded
Seperating rims from rubber presents a logistical problem for lurch. When a wheel is together it takes up less space than when it is seperated. Space is finite in relation to the yard. Yet the tires can sometimes appear to be infinite. So in order to save space Lurch must stack and organize the piles. This is alright though. If there is one thing Lurch enjoys its stacking things. Don't take my word for it though. see for yourself.
as he works slowly a mountain of metal builds
a yes order
Notice all the nicely stacked tires on the otherside of the rim stack
This picture was taken from the roof of the shop
my, thats some tonnage
the mountain at its peak
He does some good work, no? Bringing order to chaos. And he did it all for some gummi bears and bubble gum. what a man that lurch is. The noblest tire monkey that ever wadded through the oily mud.
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