Hah! did i getcha. were you looking for porn and found this page. Well there aint no peni here. Its all about a telephone pole. So it is a woodie none-the-less. but the fiberous kind and not the blood filled tissue kind. If your looking for porn go to google and do an image search with the word cock, or penis. you'll have much better luck.
On to to lurch's erection. One sunny afternoon, when he wasn't busy with tires, Lurch went on an adventure in the field beside the scrapyard. He found a telephone pole lying in the grass and thought "I'm gonna stand that up like a telephone pole should be." Lurch had read something about egyptians rolling heavy stones on logs, in ancient times. And thought it would be a neato application to this current idea. So he got some wood and some axels from the yard.
Using the wood like tracks, and the axles like, well, axles. He moved the 15 foot pole several metres to a clearing next to the train tracks.
Then he dug a hole. A deep hole. So deep infact that when he stood in it he looked like that idiot dorf that does those stupid golfing movies.
This is where Lurch ran into technical difficulty. The pole was real heavy. Lurch doesn't currently own a crane. Although he wishes he did. He tried everything that he could think of. Even levering the pole up a pile of rims. but nothing worked. Once he had it about 6 feet off the ground but it fell off the pile of rims and nearly squished our hero. When that happened Lurch said "fuck it, i'm getting some help." So he called over some other employees of the scrapyard. They came over and gave him a hand. Thats right the erection was so big he had to get two other guys to help him get it up.
And there it stood
your a classy man lurch
Thats the pole in its most recent state. So far its managed to avoid being torn down by the hydro goons for over 2 years. Let's hope it lasts a little longer.